1 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:04,471 So, Gloria, you think you can interview 2 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:06,573 Martin for the job? 3 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,743 Good! Okay, great, Gloria. 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,212 I-I think it'd be better if you call him. 5 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:14,814 No, no, no. Trust me. 6 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:17,650 You call him. Oh, and, Gloria. 7 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:20,020 I don't want him to know I did this, okay? 8 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:22,088 Okay, thank you. Bye. 9 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,258 Gina, what did you just do? 10 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:28,762 Um, okay, Pam, look. 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,263 I know Martin's not happy 12 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,931 and he should be doing something that he likes. 13 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,768 So I called Channel 51 and I got him an interview. 14 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:39,372 Aw, Martin's woman getting him a new job. 15 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,941 Oh, how about you go buy him a cute little outfit 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,610 to wear on the interview as well? 17 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,945 Hey, Pam, I don't want you to tell anybody 18 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,881 about this, especially Martin. 19 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:49,249 Tell anybody? 20 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:52,118 Girl, I'mma sing it out like Toni Braxton. 21 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:03,596 How y'all feel? 22 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,475 How y'all feel? 23 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,426 Martin! When was.. Oh, hey. 24 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,995 Hey, man. W-w-when was the last time you bought some groceries? 25 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,731 When was the last time you had hair, Tommy? 26 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,168 Man after eight hours of buffing floors 27 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:46,406 I'm not trying to feed your big no-job-having ass. 28 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,843 - Man. - Hey, lookie here, Martin. 29 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,411 Now that we're in the same union 30 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,246 yeah, we can go down into meetings together. 31 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,949 - Mm. - Like men. Yeah. 32 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,250 And if w-w-we need rides 33 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:00,854 you know moms could give us ride down there. 34 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,455 So, how is work, man? 35 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,157 - Ah, better than I thought. - Yeah? 36 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:07,527 It's coming along, you know. For the first time I'm happy. 37 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,529 You know, I mean radio stuff was cool 38 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,198 but show business ain't no way to make no living, man. 39 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,466 - That's true. - You know? 40 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:15,702 Now I got my time. You see what I'm sayin'? 41 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,771 I can think, plan for my future. 42 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,440 Yeah. Yeah. 43 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:23,710 Yeah, a-a-and in 40 years, man, when we be cashing out pensions 44 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,312 oh, we gonna be livin' large, okay? 45 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,047 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 46 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,549 $120 a week tax free. 47 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,718 That's right. That's right. That's a lot of money. 48 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,186 - Oh, yeah. - Whoo. 49 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,654 Yeah, let me.. 50 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:36,322 What the hell was that all about, man? 51 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,826 Hello! 52 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,194 Yeah. 53 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:43,796 Yeah, this is Martin Payne. 54 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:45,231 Yeah, what? 55 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,403 Yeah. Y-yeah. 56 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,572 Yeah-yeah. You mean tomorrow? 57 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,741 Uh-huh. Uh, yeah, yeah. 58 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,242 I think I can make that. 59 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,012 Hey, well about time y'all found me. 60 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,147 Alright. Alright, then. 61 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,719 - I'm back. - What? 62 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:09,756 Martin Mar's back, man! 63 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,524 I'm gonna be on TV. 64 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:15,595 That was Channel 51 callin' me about an interview tomorrow. 65 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,164 Y'all know what that means? 66 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,733 I'mma have my own show. 67 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,737 Okay, okay. Wait a minute. W-wait a minute. 68 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:28,174 Wait a minute. Martin, hold on, bruh. 69 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,943 Now, you just said that 70 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,578 you had it with show business, right? 71 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,513 And don't you have to be at work in the morning? 72 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,949 I should be asking you that, brother. 73 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:41,788 Cole, talk to your boy with he's jealous ass. Eh, what? What? 74 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,423 Let me call that.. 75 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,358 Let me call on the buffin' boss. 76 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,896 Yeah. Let me speak to the buffin' boss. 77 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,565 Yeah, buffin' boss. Martin Payne. 78 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,301 Yeah, about work tomorrow. Buff this. 79 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,640 Martin, I can't believe you just quit a job 80 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,642 and you don't even have another one. 81 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,812 Believe it, Baldie Savalas. 82 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,919 - Oh, yeah. - Alright, Martin. 83 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,321 What is so important I had to rush over here 84 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,556 at00 in the morning? 85 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,392 First, girl, let's get some food in you. 86 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,827 Get you some breakfast. 87 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,895 Okay, now. 88 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:25,665 Baby, I'm on my way back. 89 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,100 I got a new job. 90 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,801 A better job. 91 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:30,336 - You did? - Baby. 92 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,273 I'mma be hostin' my show on Channel 51. 93 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:36,075 That is great. They gave you your own show? 94 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,910 No, no, no. 95 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:39,512 Not yet, but they're goin' to. 96 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,581 You went in and talked to them? 97 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,249 No, no, no. Not yet. 98 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:44,851 But, uh, I'm going to. 99 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,087 What makes you think they're gonna give you your own show? 100 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,290 They called me. 101 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,793 Girl, all this time I've been thinking too small. 102 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,829 Huh, now I know why it's been taking me so long to break out. 103 00:04:56,929 --> 00:05:00,199 Gina, radio is cool, but no. 104 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,437 This face...belongs on the tisuve. 105 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,341 Hello, how are ya? 106 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,009 What do ya want? 107 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:12,945 We talkin' about on-air Martin. 108 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,048 Don't you need some kind of audition tape? 109 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,616 - Audition tape? - Yeah. 110 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,018 Oh, w-well, w-w-what's a audition tape? 111 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:21,354 Oh, it's a sample of a show that you've done. 112 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,656 Sort of like a resume on tape. 113 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,391 Girl, please. 114 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,226 Oh, I don't need no audition tape, girl. 115 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,895 I've been on the air all my life. 116 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,863 I'm a natural, Gina. 117 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,298 Don't you get it? 118 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,500 They called me! 119 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,803 I know, Martin. 120 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:39,706 I just want you to be realistic. 121 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,508 Do I have to say it again? 122 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:43,710 No. 123 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,845 - They called me! - They called me! 124 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,146 I know. 125 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,560 Ooh, TV. 126 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:01,828 TV station. 127 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,563 This-this.. 128 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,765 Ooh. 129 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:06,999 Wait a minute. 130 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:08,368 Ah. 131 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,106 Tonight, in the audience 132 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,542 we have Smokin' Joe Frazier. 133 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,344 Right over here Smokin' Joe. 134 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:21,547 Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. 135 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:22,715 I though you was the champ. 136 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:24,384 - Get off that stage. - Alright. 137 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:25,918 Don't you have any home trainin'? 138 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,454 - Who are you? - I'm Mr. Martin Payne. 139 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,057 I'm here to see Mrs. Rodriguez for-for the job. 140 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,460 She's in with a qualified applicant. 141 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,562 I don't know why she's seeing another applicant. 142 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:38,798 I mean, they called me. 143 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,299 Thank you very much. 144 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,402 And where could we get in touch with you? 145 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:53,045 You can catch me on the fifth floor. 146 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:02,121 Bruh-man, Bruh-man, Bruh-man. 147 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:05,258 What are you doing here, Bruh-man? 148 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:08,561 Nothin'. Just chillin'. 149 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:11,297 They gonna give me this J-O-B-B. 150 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:16,002 No, you are not here for this job. 151 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,272 Yeah. They called me. 152 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,852 Hey, how you do.. 153 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:36,856 How you doing? I'm, I'm Martin Payne. 154 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,592 I'm Gloria Rodriguez. Nice to meet you. 155 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,761 Ooh. Oh, Rodriguez, huh? 156 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:45,298 Well, let me say.. Whazzup? 157 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:46,432 Or should I say.. 158 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:47,867 Que pasa? 159 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,103 You speak Spanish? 160 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:52,371 Oh, well, you know 161 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,040 I do a little somethin' somethin', you know? 162 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,343 I like to keep up with my Latino brothers and sisters, you know? 163 00:07:57,443 --> 00:07:58,978 Check it out, check it out. Ah.. 164 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,980 Coma esta inste. 165 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,715 Um, uh.. 166 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,183 El Lisa Lisa. 167 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,551 Menudo. 168 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,453 Rico Suave. 169 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:12,291 All that. All that. 170 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:18,297 Ah, that was just a little jokey joke. 171 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:19,899 El-joko. 172 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:23,002 - No. - El ha-ha. 173 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:26,072 What I'm looking for is an on-air personality 174 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,074 with a lot of edge for a new talk show. 175 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,076 Well, don't push me 176 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,144 'cause I'm close to the edge. 177 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,249 - Good. - Yeah. 178 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,184 Let's see your audition tape. 179 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,888 Whoa, whoa, wait. Um, audition tape? 180 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,389 No, no, I don't-I don't.. 181 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:44,824 I didn't bring no audition tape. 182 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:46,192 If you don't have an audition tape 183 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,094 then we have nothing to talk about. 184 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,032 Did you, did you say audition tape? 185 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:57,503 You know what? I thought you had said, new edition tape. 186 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,541 That's my bad. That's my bad. 187 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,576 Ah, you know, what I did was 188 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,878 I think I had left the tape in my other pants. 189 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,947 I can bring that in for you next week. 190 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,549 Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Payne. 191 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:12,618 But I have to make a decision by tomorrow afternoon. 192 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,020 Nice meeting you. 193 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:15,922 Psych! You know what? 194 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,690 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 195 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:20,459 Did I say that I was gonna bring the tape in next week? 196 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,595 Why am I trippin'? You know what? 197 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,630 I think I can get it to you tomor-tomorrow. 198 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,632 Right? Right? Zoom! Right there tomorrow. 199 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,301 Good. Then I'll see you at nine o'clock. 200 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,137 Okay, right. Right. I'll be here. Pronto! 201 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,240 Ah, Ms. Rodriguez. I'll be here, uh.. 202 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,641 Menena. 203 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:39,779 That's.. 204 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,047 Manana. 205 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,815 Oh, oh, okay. With the plural. 206 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,151 Sound like a plural, oh. 207 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,389 Callin' my boy Cole. 208 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,662 Cole! Yo, Cole. 209 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,264 Get everybody over to the house. 210 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,466 It's showtime, boy. Yeah. 211 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,902 I'm back in the business. Yeah. 212 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:09,241 Cole, what are you doing? 213 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,277 You look like you should be on TV, man. 214 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,478 Yeah, you think so? 215 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,780 Kinda like a low budget Montel. 216 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,653 - Gina, why are we doing this? - To help Martin get a job. 217 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,655 Just think about it, Pam, it's the first step 218 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,524 to me getting out of your apartment. 219 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,193 Y'all got to move your asses. 220 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,028 - Come on, y'all gotta go. - Okay. 221 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,764 No, no, now listen to this. Everyone, listen to this. 222 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,532 People, people, we are going right away. 223 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,101 I'm gonna need your help on this. 224 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:38,671 I need you to make this tape look like the perfect talk show. 225 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:41,374 All of you you can help me do this. Alright? 226 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,343 Gina, baby. You're my first guest. 227 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,779 Okay? I want a lot of energy from you. 228 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,214 I know. But, baby, I don't know. 229 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,882 I-I've never been on TV before. 230 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,884 I'm a little nervous, eh? 231 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,386 Yeah, but no, don't be nervous. 232 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,321 I mean, trust me. I'm with you, baby. 233 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,391 Okay? Hey, I'm gonna make you look good on this. 234 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,126 - Really? Okay. - Oh, real good. 235 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,063 - Tommy. - Yeah, yeah? 236 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,666 If Gina bombs I'm going straight to you. 237 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:09,335 I'm not gonna let her jam me up on this one, okay? 238 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,703 Alright. 239 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:13,072 Pam. Please. 240 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,409 Try not to look directly into the camera. 241 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,576 Okay? 242 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,713 I'm responsible for any damage to the lens. 243 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:25,818 Hey, babe, hey. Don't listen to him, you know? 244 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,019 You look good. 245 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:29,822 What.. 246 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,426 Yeah, alright. Come on in. Ah, take your seats. 247 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,928 We're going right away, a lot of energy. Alright. 248 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,430 Come on in. Alright. 249 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,065 Cool. Yeah, come on in here. 250 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,100 - Ah, Martin. - Yeah, yeah. 251 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,601 Who are these people? 252 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,104 Ah, this is my studio audience, Tommy. 253 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,940 As soon as the word got out that I was doing a show. 254 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,442 Couldn't keep 'em away, man. 255 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,210 Yo, man! 256 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:56,382 I got you your audience. Now can I get my money? 257 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,517 And where's Oprah? 258 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:01,387 You know, you're asking a awful lot of questions 259 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,456 for a dollar. Okay? 260 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,059 Now sit your ass down and enjoy the show, okay? 261 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:10,229 Only got the equipment for an hour. Let's go. Let's go. 262 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:13,132 Got the equipment for an hour. Audience, I want you in it. 263 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,533 Tommy, I'mma need you behind the camera. 264 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,035 - I got it. I got it. - Okay, uh, Cole.. 265 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,303 You getting everything together? 266 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,971 Yeah, yeah. S-speak out! 267 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,372 Take one! 268 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:39,792 Alright! 269 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,560 Well, alright. 270 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,996 What's happening? What's going on? 271 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:48,167 Welcome to the number one talk show, "Speak Out!" 272 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:52,238 Alright. I'm your host Martin Payne. 273 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,340 And my first guest 274 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,144 is a marketing executive on her way to the top. 275 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:02,248 Please welcome, Gina Waters. 276 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,449 'Gina!' 277 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,117 - Give her a round of applause. - Thank you! 278 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,586 - Gina-- - Hello, out there. 279 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,021 Well, we're glad to have you. 280 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,489 - Glad to have you. - Thanks. 281 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,458 Alright, well, um, tell us 282 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,360 a little bit about yourself. 283 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,362 Well, I have a master's degree 284 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,864 in public relations and I work at a firm-- 285 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:22,134 Yeah, yeah, well, look, let's get to the good part. 286 00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:27,706 At what point...did you decide 287 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,975 to become a shoplifter? 288 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:33,879 What? 289 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:37,316 I mean, it's-it's right there. I mean.. 290 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,485 Don't-don't-don't deny it. 291 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,154 I mean, Ms. Waters.. 292 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,723 I mean, don't deny it, Ms. Waters. 293 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,459 Okay? At what point did you become a shoplifter? 294 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,495 I mean, did gambling push you into it? 295 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,331 What drove you to doing the things that you do? 296 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,499 - Oh, my.. - Speak out! 297 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,067 A-are you crazy? Hold up. 298 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,202 Tommy, stop the tape. 299 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,736 Stop the tape right now. I'm serious. 300 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,872 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait. - Stop! 301 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,875 Is that your answer for everything, Ms. Waters? 302 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:07,179 Because in real life you can't just stop the tape. 303 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,983 Speak out. We gotta pay some bills. 304 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,318 We'll be right back. 305 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:22,228 - Clear! - Good. Great. Great. 306 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,996 You're doing great. Everyone loves you. 307 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,931 The audience's into it. I love what your doin'. 308 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,267 Martin, you are humiliating me. 309 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,436 I'm supposed to. 310 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,404 Haven't you seen all the other talk shows? 311 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:35,674 How else am I gonna compete with-with Gerard doin' 'em? 312 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,111 - Martin. You're tellin' lies. - What? 313 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,948 - Lies, Martin. - Well, what about.. 314 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,418 What about when I lied for you 315 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,687 when you killed my mama's bird? 316 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,593 What about I lie for you when you down-- 317 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,428 Alright, alright, Martin! 318 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,297 You just better tone it down, I swear to God! 319 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,466 - I am not-- - I'mma try to tone it down. 320 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,536 In five, four, three, two.. 321 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,440 Well, we're back. 322 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,576 Well, we're back to "Speak Out." 323 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,244 Gina Waters. 324 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:15,648 Tell us a little bit about your marketing job. 325 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,284 Well, what I do is I work with different-- 326 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,153 Are you stealing money from them, too? 327 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,323 What.. Uh? 328 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,492 What is it? You can't handle it? 329 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,893 You don't want people to know-- 330 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,662 - Shut up! - Look at her. 331 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,897 She got cracked under the gun. 332 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,568 Thank you. Thank you very much. 333 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,504 Ah, welcome back to "Speak Out." 334 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,841 My next guest is a expert psychologist on relationships. 335 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,177 Ah, he's also the author of a new book 336 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,313 called "Getting the Drawers." 337 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,748 Please welcome to the show. Tommy Strawn. 338 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,786 - Welcome to the show. - Thank you very much. 339 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,120 - Alright, alright. - Thank you. 340 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,522 - How you doin', doctor? - Just fine. 341 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,191 Alright. Got the drawers. 342 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,827 - He has the drawers. - That's right. That's right. 343 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,429 Well, ah, Dr. Tommy Strawn, please 344 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:06,532 tell me a-and my audience, and the audience out there 345 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,469 uh, uh, tell the world about your secret. 346 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,539 Oh, oh, Martin. I don't have any secrets. 347 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,010 I haven't any.. 348 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,712 Why do you lie, man? 349 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,514 Don't be a liar. Okay? 350 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,884 Explain to the world. Okay? 351 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:30,322 About your addiction to phone sex. Speak out! 352 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,624 What you talkin' about man? What are you talkin' about? 353 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:36,161 Oh, man. Don't play dumb. Okay? 354 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:38,297 Alright, I'm holdin' here, right here 355 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,733 your phone bill. Okay? 356 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:46,538 Well, look, $700 charged to "9-7-6 Strokey Doke." 357 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,675 Huh? Speak out! 358 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,909 You a pervert, aren't you? 359 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,911 - A pervert? - A pervert indeed. 360 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,080 You know what? How do you live with yourself? 361 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,648 Get him outta here. 362 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,250 Get him off my set. 363 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,253 Ms. James. 364 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:06,058 Would you prefer to be called miss or mister? 365 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,566 That depends. Do you prefer Jack or Ass? 366 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,041 Very funny. 367 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,412 Okay, please just tell the people out there 368 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:30,382 about your life as a voodoo priestess. 369 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,884 Girl, just hold your tongue. 370 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,252 W-what is it? 371 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:36,255 Some kind of hocus-pocus magic? 372 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,723 "Hold your tongue." 373 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,525 What is that? Huh? 374 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,026 Look, you better watch your step 375 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,861 or I'mma shrink you, Martin. 376 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:45,898 Oops. Somebody beat me to it, webster. 377 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:52,204 Well, as you can see.. 378 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,907 ...voodoo women not only curse others 379 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:58,977 but by looking at her face they damn sure cursed their-selves. 380 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,547 I can tell by the hair on her forearm. 381 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,715 Oh, it's gonna be a full moon. 382 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,554 That did it. I ain't Gina. 383 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,888 Get off! 384 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,733 As you can see, uh, it got a little rough 385 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,503 when that female person later attacked me. 386 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,606 B-b-but other than that 387 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,008 uh, you gotta admit, Mrs. Rodriguez. 388 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,111 The tape is all. 389 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,813 All what? Child, please. 390 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,648 Bernice, you will get your chance 391 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,851 to be on my show next week. 392 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,352 Okay? Now, please. 393 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,622 Look, Mr. Payne.. 394 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,324 - Your tape was entertaining. - Yeah. 395 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,759 But it's just not what I'm looking for. 396 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,696 I'm sorry. I'm gonna go with somebody else. 397 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,266 Wow. Right in my face you're gonna tell me, you're gonna go.. 398 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,534 Okay. 399 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,769 You could have called me when I got home and.. 400 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,439 Well, it was nice meeting you. 401 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,540 Very nice to meeting you. 402 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,876 Thank you, uh, for the interview. 403 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,145 Ha! 404 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:09,181 M-M-Mrs. Rodriguez, look, check this out. 405 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,782 So what? 406 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,152 I-I-I don't get my own show. 407 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,520 I'm cool with that. 408 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,555 I'm not afraid to start again 409 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,157 work my way up to the top. 410 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,458 I'm a hard worker. 411 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,494 I-I-I can prove it if you just give me the chance. 412 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,830 I know I can. Uh.. 413 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,031 I mean, what can I say. 414 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,700 Look, I put this tape together in no time. 415 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,737 You know, I have one more opening. 416 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,073 How does Associate Producer sound to you? 417 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,576 What? Huh! 418 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,813 Let me, let me weigh my options. 419 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,515 Associate Producer. 420 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,184 Buffin' floors. 421 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,152 Associate Producer. 422 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,921 Buffin' floors. 423 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,056 I'mma go with Associate Producer. 424 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,493 - Good. - Yeah, yeah. 425 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,894 - You're also messenger.. - Uh-huh. 426 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,362 Caterer and security. 427 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,764 - Cool, whatever. - Welcome aboard. 428 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,599 - Thank you. - See you at nine o'clock. 429 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,235 Alright. Hey, hey. Hey, Ms. Rodriguez you alright. 430 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,603 So this goes with you. 431 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,071 Que pasa! 432 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,574 Oh-ho-ho. 433 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,376 Yeah. I'm in the TV. 434 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,279 -00 a.m. sharp. - Right. 435 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,781 And your first assignment 436 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,585 is to bring doughnuts for the crew, Mr. Producer. 437 00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:23,121 Alright. Right on. Well, I'll see you in the morning at work. 438 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,625 Mrs. Doubtfire. Boop! 439 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,363 - Clank, clank. - Cling dang, dang. 440 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,698 Da-dang dang dang. 441 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,703 - Mm. - Mm. 442 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,141 - Mm. Ooh. - Whoo. 443 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,145 Baby, I wanna thank you for being there for me, girl. 444 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,981 You know, I couldn't done it without. 445 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,950 Well, actually, I could have, but I wanted to include you. 446 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,586 But no. Thank you, baby. Thank you. I appreciate that. 447 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:55,988 - Alright? - I know that. 448 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,723 - You know that? - I know that you love me. 449 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,659 I do love you. I love you, I love you, I love you. 450 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,994 Ha-ha. Muah! 451 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,161 - Oh, before I forget. - Yeah. 452 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,330 - I bought you.. - Mm-hmm. 453 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,499 A name plate for your desk. 454 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,834 No. 455 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,804 - No? - No. 456 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:15,173 I don't have no desk. 457 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,643 Oh, baby. That's okay. That's okay. 458 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,945 - Alright, good, I thought-- - No, no. It's no problem. 459 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,913 You can put it in your parking space. 460 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,749 No. 461 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,651 - No? - No. 462 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:29,354 I don't have no parking space. Yeah. 463 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,491 Uh, what's, what's your extension at, at work? 464 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,860 Let me think. 465 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,029 No. 466 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,263 I don't have no extension. 467 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,865 I don't even have no phone, baby. 468 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,633 I'll call you. 469 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,201 I'll give you a couple of quarters. 470 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,370 Okay. Alright. 471 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,539 - Congratulations, anyway. - I love you. 472 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,541 I love you. Come here.